Landon

Large head of doom. He will kill you, and your family. Watch out. He also has sex with his pillow. He is a very sad human being. Stupid CRINGE.

Landon is the gum on my foot.

by James_is_very_SUSSY_69 August 5, 2021

Landon

Landon is a strong and caring guy. He may come to a point where he can care less about who you are. He may sit there and call you a bitch. He makes mistakes just like everyone else. Sometimes he may not understand the type of person he himself is. He changes. But he is funny and understanding. Trustworthy. He'll sit there and convince you to tell the truth. Then you'll have to say it. He's a country loving guy. He hates people who lie. Never choose anyone over Landon. What ever you do, Just keep the boy happy. He always puts a smile on your face.

If he's hot then he's a Landon.

by His friend January 9, 2019

Landons

1. Nomadic backpackers with no responsibilities in life.

2. Free spririted people.

synonyms: Gypsy, traveler, nomad, rover, roamer, wanderer

"a caravan of Landons"

Hey ask one of those landons if they need a ride to Jerusalem to get to their hostel.

by Kubota December 9, 2018

Landon

Usually, according to birth practices, a person given the name Landon is usually probably going to be like the average man, not to smart, not to anything really. Has a couple of friends and a bad attitude and smile. Also is the the type of person to hate specifically one of his friends for a multitude of reasons and usually has several nicknames to chose from when it comes to him specifically. One example is lemur. Usually is the type of guy to have an identical brother but aren't twins. Usually isn't the type of guy yo be called sexy or liked by any girl whatsoever. But nonetheless, with all of these bad characteristics, he still will grow up to be a great friend.

Wow, Landon really is something, isn't he.

by TheCoolWriter69 May 8, 2022

the landon

When a man fucks a guy in the ear. A very hot thing to do. If a man does this to you it means he loves you. You're a lucky guy.

Man 1: man that guy just did the Landon on me
Man 2: thats hot

by Howtoeatass January 2, 2018

Landon

Landon is the most hateful person you could ever meet. He might be cute, but he is only a manipulative person.

Oh, god, please. Don't be such a Landon!

by Lissy December 11, 2016

Landon

A big asshole with a big dick. You don't like him, but he is sometimes accepting of you, then he's back to being an ass. He likes bestiality and rapes his mom on a daily basis.

1: Oh man dude, I caught Landon fucking his dog yesterday...
2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.

by Immafuckyourhogassbitch June 14, 2018