Skip to main content

sonic the hedgehog

the sexiest mother fucker to exist. this mo fo will rape your ass if he becomes Super Sonic, but even without the 7 chaos emeralds he'll still make your anus increase in diameter. lives life to the fullest and has the most adventurous heart out there.
"sonic's the name, speed's my game!"

-sonic the hedgehog
by C. 40 January 5, 2010
mugGet the sonic the hedgehogmug.

Sonic the hedgehog

A Hedgehog that used to be cool, until he went 3D.

In 1993 a cool cartoon actually spawned from the sonic universe, it had a dark plot and everything. Then one day it disapeared. After that and S&K there have been no good ideas.
Sonic the Hedgehog

Old School Gamer: DR. EGGMAN!? WTF!!?

reet: Dr. Eggman is a luser sonic owns him all the time. ZOMG AND SHADOW IS GOING TO HAVE A GUN IN HIS NEXT GAME!! ITS GONA TOTALLY OWN HALO!11

Old School Gamer: I would like to meet the people responsible for this...
mugGet the Sonic the hedgehogmug.

Hurling the Hedgehog

Young lady not shy of pushing her trimmed beaver around the block !!! Often found in Southend on Sea wearing White stilletoes and no knickers !!!!!
I saw that reb out on saturday she was with her sixth different bloke in two weeks........man, she is just hurling the hedgehog everywhere !!!!
by gogogreen September 17, 2007
mugGet the Hurling the Hedgehogmug.

Hedgehogs Head

In your quest to find a toilet urgently, your poo might poke its head out like a hedgehog. At this point you must clench your cheeks to shove it back inside. It may then continuously pop its head out at ever increasing regularity. At this point you really should be near a loo.
Oh I really need a loo. I've got a hedgehogs head.
by Spineoid June 9, 2018
mugGet the Hedgehogs Headmug.

Silver the Hedgehog

“Hey, isn’t that Silver the Hedgehog?”
“No you dipshit, that’s Trunks from Dragon Ball Z
by LteEeeeeee August 4, 2022
mugGet the Silver the Hedgehogmug.

Angry hedgehog

Crust of poo resulting in the matting of the hairs around the arsehole. Only solution is to pull the matted hairs out.
I hate it when you have to pull the hairs out your arse, angry hedgehogs
by Marvelisshit May 27, 2016
mugGet the Angry hedgehogmug.

Mississippi Hedgehog

To squat over a person's face, allowing them to witness the majestic beauty of a hedgehog emerging from it's hole before it is forcefully thrust from the hole whence it came, with a hot wave of steaming, watery Mississippi mud.
Stephen is such a nature enthusiast that he spends almost every night admiring Mississippi Hedgehogs with his friends.
by Caevanus October 17, 2014
mugGet the Mississippi Hedgehogmug.

Share this definition