Junkie Guilt

A Scottish phrase to describe the feeling oneself may experience when getting ‘onnit’ without making any effort with their appearance whatsoever. This implies that getting ‘pished’ is not a special occasion, but in fact an everyday pastime, like it would be for a junkie.

Abigail - “Alright gal, want to get onnit?”
Jennifer - “Nah chick, am wearing joggies n av no got ma face on, al get junkie guilt.”

by strawberry123456789 January 24, 2021

Drinkers guilt

When you wake up after a night of drinking and feel guilty about your behavior the night before.

"Yo, I went out last night and slapped a midget. I got serious drinkers guilt!"

by PapaRegs December 8, 2013

water guilt

Extremely hungover

My gal came back from the club and I was like, "Mate your gonna have major water guilt tomorrow..."

by Safeshapes May 15, 2015

Guilt tabs

When you have a web browser open for weeks/months on end and a stack of tabs build up on the left which need to be read properly, in sobriety and daylight but the dank clickbait memes keep taking over and distracting you. Closing them is impossible, you will read them one day!

Jon's all out of RAM - he's got a serious case of guilt tabs building on. He's spending all his time on Reddit.

by shangrula August 25, 2016

Mask Guilt

When you only wear a mask because you feel guilty or like a bad person for not wearing one

I put on my mask for everyone else because of my mask guilt

by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021

pirate's guilt

The feeling of wrongness one feels when accepting something from a vendor for free/ payment optional where the person would otherwise be perfectly fine taking it from a third party for nothing.

"Hey man I looked up that album you told me about on the bay and couldn't find it."

"Why not get it from their site? It won't cost you anything."

"It's, I dunno, the principal of the thing, y'know, it's..."

"Pirate's guilt?"

"Aye."

by Boabby the barman July 14, 2014

Guilt dick

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)

I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .

by Anothaone December 9, 2016