Using AI as to not have to use your brainpower for productive tasks,
instead opting to use your brain for useless, unproductive time wasters.
instead opting to use your brain for useless, unproductive time wasters.
Livio is a total AI gooner. He just lets claude write his unit tests while he runs it down in league.
by RangedDeer July 23, 2025
Get the AI goonermug. A soul-crushing, dignity-vaporizing descent into hentai-fueled oblivion, where every shred of self-respect, ambition, and human potential is violently sacrificed at the altar of endless, wrist-snapping depravity. A gooner, once a functioning person, devolves into a dopamine-addicted troglodyte, eyes sunken, skin pale, body frail—marinating in the warm glow of their screen as they edge closer and closer to complete neurological collapse. Conversations? Forgotten. Dreams? Replaced with AI-generated waifus who wouldn't acknowledge their existence even if coded to. Relationships? Nonexistent—unless you count the parasocial bonds they've formed with fictional characters and cam models who milk them like brain-dead cattle. The peak of their life is a pixelated orgasm, followed by an existential horror so deep it could make Lovecraft weep. Goonerism isn’t just a habit—it’s a one-way ticket to being a functionally extinct human being.
"Once a promising young man with dreams and ambition, Jake succumbed to full-blown goonerism, wasting away in the dim glow of his monitor, his only accomplishments being a collection of cursed bookmarks, a wrist that could arm-wrestle God, and a level of self-loathing so deep it could be measured in fathoms."
by N0rs3GOd March 14, 2025
Get the Goonerismmug. A Gooner is whatever you want to be
by The Youtuber Awesome October 8, 2018
Get the Goonermug. the act of posting suggestive or NSFW media to attract gooners, usually a picture of someones body, or a lewd caption
by ilovesmashingfemboys August 1, 2024
Get the gooner trappingmug. (Goon•ner•eyes)
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'
The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'
The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025
Get the Goonerizemug. Gooner, goon, and gooning are terms used by self avowed coomers/porn addicts but it is also used in the gun/tactical community as a term for those in a smaller niche subsection that have night vision to do flat range shit in their kit. While the origins for how there came to be a sexual connotation linked to goon or gooning is unknown and still disputed by many online. Goon, at least in the context that it is used in the gun/tactical community, apparently stemmed from a saying coined originally by soldiers and operators in special operation units during the GWOT (Global War on Terror) who had the saying of "Moons out, goons out." which was supposed to refer to the fact many of these units handled night raids and were adept at it. Thus, later on, civilians (primarily those from the US) within the gun community during the time when it became more popular to not only own firearms but also plate carriers, ballistic helmets, and night vision is when many began to adopt the term as well.
Definition 1 Example: "I use Rule34 all the time, of course I'm a gooner."
Definition 2 Example: "Yo, I just got these Gen 3 PVS-31's to mount on my Ops-Core for night time shit, I'm a gooner now boys! I'm in the club!"
Definition 2 Example: "Yo, I just got these Gen 3 PVS-31's to mount on my Ops-Core for night time shit, I'm a gooner now boys! I'm in the club!"
by HAT-TR!CK December 21, 2024
Get the goonermug. by Adam sandal May 13, 2025
Get the Goonermug.