Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 19, 2020

Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs

When Edmond Elephant is clever.

Oh yes, Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs.

by Debskelly1985 March 16, 2023

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl September 11, 2015

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl September 11, 2015

dumb clogs

The opposite of clever clogs. Frequently used as a comeback from being called a clever clogs.

Alec: You're a clever clogs aren't you then?

Sebastian: Well aren't you a dumb clogs?

by fghd123 December 03, 2017

Clogging

The act of force exiting an online PVP session the moment you are about to lose, displaying a high level of cowardice and lack of integrity.

"Moist Ciabatta was caught clogging and lying about accidentally turning his router off."

by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 26, 2022

Clogging

The act of being a complete coward and force exiting a gaming session to avoid having your ass handed to you.

"It's funny that Moost Ciabatta got caught clogging again, you can't even keep track these days."

by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 26, 2022