Betty Crocker

To make prepackaged baked goods.

Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.

I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?

by Seriously this is ridiculous February 4, 2009

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Jerome Bettis

Arguably one of the greatest running-backs ever. Jerome ran for 13,662 yards in his NFL career, spending most of his time with the coveted Pittsburgh Steelers (arguably the greatest NFL franchise ever). Jerome is also a highly regarded bowler and also loves to eat his BBQ potato chips. He led the PIttsburgh Steelers to victory during his final season in Super Bowl XL

Guja: Jerome Bettis sucks.

Weaver: You're a handjob Guja, Tom "I'm a Litte Teapot" Brady sucks way more.

by SteelerJav May 28, 2006

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Bouncing Betty

When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine

Friend1: what’d you do over quarantine

Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty

by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020

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stale betty

A betty past her prime.

I found a wrinkle and a gray hair this morning... I'm such a stale betty.

by StaleBetty September 8, 2005

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Jonny and Betty

Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.

At a Wedding:

girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.

guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.

by 2305jcn September 29, 2011

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