cummer bummer

When you cum on someone's ass or butt

Jessica: did you just give me a cummer bummer?
Jake: I most defiantly did Jessica.

by fuzzyballs42069 February 26, 2023

hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").

I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!

by prairiefire June 12, 2010

bummer

A wedgie but you hit the person 30 times in the kidneys with a wooden paddle and pull on their balls with the backside of a hammer. While you are performing the bummer, your friends must light the person's pants on fire.

"It was a bummer" - Jon Hamm after his 1990 fraternity hazing incident

by GLCH May 15, 2025

Couch bummer

lazy person
Loves to be unproductive

My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days

by Unproductive, lazy September 15, 2018

Bummer

When your friend summer just ate (someone) out and she stank like a$$

Dang bummer who you be eating

by Krissssstann February 8, 2020

bummer

its a car nicname
7series bmw(old one)
also a good russian movie would recomend to watch.

thats classy bummer (750i)

by diccccccccccccccccccckerony February 21, 2017

Bummer

Any obsessive, raging totally blind to all faults fan of obama

I work with a lot of latino bummers!

by Redsonjaoriginal December 1, 2018