One of the most stupid shows that MTV has ever produced. It centres around the life of a girl named Liz, and how people at her school find her weird. The show is obviously scripted and is edited terribly.
by prityinpurple April 08, 2010
an annoying and careless phrase used to promote self-degradation.
to admit having no value in ones life.
Coined by the liquor store clerk in the movie SuperBad.
to admit having no value in ones life.
Coined by the liquor store clerk in the movie SuperBad.
Uncle Same: I got a C in my midterm, Fuck My Life!
Uncle Chin: Yes, fuck your life, do something about it!
Uncle Chin: Yes, fuck your life, do something about it!
by Dann Manahan February 27, 2008
by danananankroyd July 11, 2009
When you're already having a bad day and a horrible song comes on the radio to further sour your mood.
Ugh. I hit horrible traffic this morning, spilled my coffee and to make matters worse, "London Bridges" is on the radio. Ferg my life!
by Eric Busta October 11, 2011
I want her to ruin my life
by Icanandiwill69420 July 05, 2021
When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.
Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."
2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."
2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"
by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010
My Life Is Piggy Whipped: MLIPW to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.
Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!
by P.E. Whipple August 08, 2011