Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard
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Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.
I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass
by ObsidianWraith October 25, 2017
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Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.
Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!
by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021
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testicularity

strength, courage, having balls

antonym: ovarity, Pat Shurmer
Joe: "Dude, Check out that chick at the bar"
Manly man: "Oh her? I banged her last week"
Joe: "Man, your testicularity has no bounds"

Madden: "4th and 24 on his own one yard line, and he going for it, now that coach has testicularity"
by Testicularus November 18, 2012
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Testicularity

n. etym. Lat. test-, c. 2008 in a USPTO Petition to Reconsider 1. Audacity, pluck. 2. Courage 3. Tenacity
The courageous young newpaper editor displayed conspicuous testicularity by taking on all of the well-connected mobsters leaders and exposing their corrupt control over the Police Chief.
by J. D. Obenberger July 28, 2008
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testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.
It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).
by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 03, 2021
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Testicular Transfer

When a man (or women) cuts off their testacles and duct tapes them to the gennitals of another man giving him 4 nuts
Matt was extremely happy to know that thanks to the help of Paul he could have a testicular transfer
by Ikillfeminists12 June 12, 2016
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