tess

the best minion detective to exist

the best minion detective to exist
''omg do you see that really hot amazing and funny person? i think its tess''

by neoologyy March 6, 2022

Tess

Peng

Peng - tess

by chupappi July 23, 2022

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022

Hayden and Tess

Hayden and tess have oral sexbut hayden can't bust so he's a nobody.

Hayden and tess in a car are they naked yes they are.

by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 3, 2024

International tess day

International tess day is on the 18th of May on that u day u need to give all the tess/tessas u know food and love

Person 1 : its the 18th May do u know what that means

Person 2: no?

Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY

Person 2: OMG YAY

by Dababababoobud September 5, 2021

Tess

First off Tess is a VERY gorgeous girl. She is very kind and sympathetic to others. She also knows how to have a good time. You can always count on Tess for those good memories and long nights. Those lucky enough to have Tess as their friend, loved one, relative, or girlfriend are blessed for a lifetime

(Guy 1) Dude Tess is so ugly

(Guy 2) ikr

by 123458625 June 11, 2022

Tess Story

A story so weird and absurd that you would not have believed that happend to that person. Was it not a Tess that told it.

"Insane that happend to you. That is such a Tess Story"

by TrulyTheOneAndOnly June 18, 2025