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Temperley

A Man who is never wrong and even when proven wrong will never admit it.
That Ginger cunt will never admit to being wrong, he’s such a Temperley.
by DannyBurrito March 22, 2020
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Garage Temperature

The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.

Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.

The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.
Alex: Hey Will, do you want a cheeky bud?

Will: Yeah man

Alex: Alright, I'll be right back

Will: Why are you going out there?

Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!
by rockgod78 October 21, 2010
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What’s the Temperature of Pi?

A synesthetic question that would best be posed to idiot savants, whose varying answers would probably be based on their degree of autism, or to some math nerds suffering from schizophrenia.
Some math geeks turned psychologists think that they too could figure out the answer to “What’s the temperature of pi?” without being afflicted with any mental disorders.
by Fasters December 19, 2021
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temporary set-up

When you break something and you don't want anyone to know it was you, so you temporarily set it up so that it looks unbroken. This way, when the next person touches it, they're under the impression that they broke it, thus setting them up.
Alyssa: So I accidentally pulled out the rubber thing that goes around the inside of the door on Evan's car, and I couldn't fix it.

Jenna: Oh? Was he pissed?

Alyssa: Well, he wasn't paying attention, and I knew Jerry was going to be getting in any second, so I did a temporary set-up and just kinda shoved it back in. Then when Jerry got in, it fell again and Evan flipped his shit at Jerry.

Jenna: Nice.
by freezepop March 25, 2010
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Temptrade

A temptrade is when you temporarily trade one object for another.
Me: "Hey, can I borrow the LOLCat Bible?"
Friend: "No, but I see you have the new Jon Stewart book. Let's temptrade."
by IndianaNinja December 25, 2010
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Temporary Dyslexia

The sudden, short-lived inability of a person with good typing skills to spell anything correctly when typing.
<On IRC>

Hey mna, wnna come ove aftre work?

* man, wanna, over, after
Sorry, temporary dyslexia.
by Llamahunter September 17, 2011
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Tempura Wizard

Monsters serving in the Underworld Army under Medusa, and later Hades. Their head is a giant piece of tempura shrimp with a single eye. They cast a spell that turns you into a piece of tempura shrimp with legs, whereupon their eye becomes a mouth and they chase you down, eating you if they catch you.
Huh? What the heck is that?!
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.
by Senator Lemonsnout March 14, 2015
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