useless things added to transformers for no reason. if robots can’t have sex then whats the purpose of adding females to transformers.
guy 1: “female transformers are useless as hell”
guy 2: “yeah, whats the purpose of having genders if you can’t reproduce”
guy 2: “yeah, whats the purpose of having genders if you can’t reproduce”
by supermoaimoai July 10, 2023

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!
A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

Well... THAT SURE AS HELL LOOKS LIKE 2 ASYMMETRICAL "LOOPS" OF PROCESSING TO ME! DOESN'T IT!? ALMOST LOOKS LIKE EXACTLY THE FUCKING THING I SAID!
Hym "Oh and they made it pay attention to the MOST RELEVANT words in a sentence now? As though they were in ALL CAPS? They do that NOW and they DIDN'T do it BEFORE? Oopooooh! IT ONLY WORKS BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE DATA SET!? I WONDER WHO'S FUCKING IDEA THAT WAS! EVERYTHING IT DOES NOW IS THE RESULT OF EMERGENT PROPERTIES THAT ONLY HAPPENING WHEN YOU USE A MASSIVE DATA SET!? WOOOOOOOW! WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THAT MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS! 'Transformer architecture model' MY ASS! You need to call it the HYM IAM MODEL. Because THAT'S WHAT IT IS YOU FUCKING CLOWNS!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Man Onslaught from Transformers 5 needs a bigger door!
You need a bigger door you sussy
Transformers the last knight is the worst movie even though onslaught needs a bigger door
Give onslaught a bigger door or your entire family will be murdered and kidnapped by a bigger door
You need a bigger door you sussy
Transformers the last knight is the worst movie even though onslaught needs a bigger door
Give onslaught a bigger door or your entire family will be murdered and kidnapped by a bigger door
by Gerald joey genkins October 13, 2023

by swagyolo2012 October 17, 2021

A "Lego Transformer", or, more specifically, "Lego Transformer MOC" (My Own Creation), is a figure made out of Lego that transforms. Their quality range goes from the most well engineered transformation on a figure that has a creative name and a beautiful alt and robot mode, all the way to a lanky, skinny and "Kibble"-full articulation mess whose alt mode consists of the robot doing a really stretched yoga pose and a LOAD of "Parts-forming".
Although, through a partnership between Lego and Hasbro (creators of transformers)a Lego set was made that resulted in a nice and "G1" toy inspired "Optimus Prime"
Although, through a partnership between Lego and Hasbro (creators of transformers)a Lego set was made that resulted in a nice and "G1" toy inspired "Optimus Prime"
"Woah Timmy, that's a really nice Lego Transformer figure you made there!
Thanks daddy, it turns into a car!
"Ok, so, this is my most time consuming Lego Transformers MOC build yet, it got 1307 pieces and has 26 steps to turn it into a (generic tank), but not only that, it also got rachet joints!"
Thanks daddy, it turns into a car!
"Ok, so, this is my most time consuming Lego Transformers MOC build yet, it got 1307 pieces and has 26 steps to turn it into a (generic tank), but not only that, it also got rachet joints!"
by Mr. Transformers and Lego fan January 23, 2023
