Toronto Maple Leafs

The worst team to play in the NHL since the Phoenix Coyotes. They have not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, haven't made the playoffs since 2004, and have won 2 games int he first 12 of the 2009-2010 season. Their name also contains a grammatial error, as it should be the maple Leaves.

Hey did you hear about those Toronto Maple Leafs

Ya they suck

by babinator November 8, 2009

Toronto Maple Leafs

The worst team in the NHL.

Man, the Toronto Maple Leafs are 0-7! What else is new?

by Shin Bison January 9, 2010

toronto maple leafs

NHL Franchise, loved within the GTA, disliked by the rest of Canada. Known best for clogging up Hockey night in Canada with bad games and consitantly losing to their thier long rivals the Senators.

"hey is the canucks game on"
"No its reagional coverage so the best we get to see is the Toronto Maple Leafs"
"god damn, i feel like i just got a sutherland"

by Jose Marti August 16, 2006

Toronto Delusion

When no matter how much a professional sports team of Toronto is loosing, they are always the winning team in the eyes of hopeless fans.

- Toronto won last night! They are definitely going to the playoffs now!
- Ummm... that's their first win all season.
- Yeah! But they are going to win all the rest now, I can feel it.
- Facepalm. Congratulations. You are completely stuck in the Toronto Delusion.

by Melen28 April 9, 2011

Toronto girl

Toronto girls living the good life, Loubouton shoes. Louis Vuitton bags. Face frozen with Botox. Overly full lips with fillers. Very fake looking and high maintenance. Most have similar look and attitude. Look for men with money.

Friend 1: Bro look at that girl.

She’s hot af.
Friend 2: she’s Such a toronto girl. She will spend all your money.

by Cdnguy1990 May 26, 2018

Toronto'd

A sports team who under-performs massively.
to lose.
to miss playoffs.
to be fucked.

We really Toronto'd this season. Theres always next year!

by d749 April 11, 2013

Toronto tootsie pop

Where you insert a piece of candy into the pee hole of a man and have a partner suck it out while they are blowing you

"It hurt like a bitch, but that whore Megan Fogarty gave me a Toronto tootsie pop."

by SicNtwisted February 11, 2014