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Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."
"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
by Milicent December 26, 2009
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What Color Is Your Toothbrush?

Proposed slang for "what color is your vibrator?"
person 1: Hey what color is your toothbrush?
person 2: pink.
by kdkshsjis November 20, 2020
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phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 6, 2010
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Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.
by Dump truck January 29, 2017
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Oakland Toothbrush

A term to describe menthol cigarettes.

As menthol cigarettes are widely smoked in the Oakland, CA’s black community, people often reach for their Newport or Kool cigarette upon waking up, before they brush their teeth. Smoking a menthol cigarette also provides a smooth minty mouth feel like brushing your teeth or using mouthwash.
Biden is trying to ban the Oakland Toothbrush! Why did we vote for him again?
by Youngsicario April 28, 2021
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slippery toothbrush

when you shove an electric toothbrush up your ass and it gets stuck
Jake: oh man i pulled a slippery toothbrush last night

Josh: what the fuck
by scratcher of balls April 10, 2021
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toothbrush tango

The fine and subtle art of tapping your rinsed and used toothbrush on the rim of your sink to any melody or beat to expunge the water from the bristles.
Husband:(opening to California Gurls) "Tap, tap tap, tap, tap tap tap tap....."
Wife:"Honey, will you stop with the toothbrush tango, Ive had enough of that song on the radio, I dont need your remix!"
by andrewcando April 7, 2011
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