The Earl's Delightful Tea Mask

When you're wearing a kilt and squat over someone's face, with your balls near their mouth, and then fart.

It's bad enough you tackled him, worse that you did it while wearing a kilt, but did you really need to give him the Earl's Delightful Tea Mask?

by Zart Cosgrove August 20, 2006

are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

A idiot thing my friend once said

Starts feeding the fish food from a mug

My friend: are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

by Amy_duck January 30, 2021

the cat who came to tea

Brilliant poem in which a cat comes to tea. Rhymes throughout and has a great plot. Admired in 11JC. Wrote by Jarred Wileman

'There once was a cat who came to tea, the cat who came appeared to me, to be wearin a jacket that was green pea'

by jazz January 3, 2005

For the team

For the team is a new york slang word meaning a girl who fucks everyone she's kinda like a homie hopper but she fucks the whole football team.

Boys:hey who's the new girls
Other boy:oh don't try her she's for the team.

by Blacklightning June 18, 2019

hoop for the team

When a girl dates an entire sports team, periodically switching mates till she has successfully slept with every member of said team.

Erin is the biggest slut i have ever met, she probably will hoop for the team.

by gregoy hawkins August 17, 2009

tommo the tease

the stripper name Harry Styles gave Louis Tomlinson 😉

"He is Tommo The Tease"

by aurbandictionaryaccount November 12, 2020

Put The Team On My Back

one's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between.... a desire that you must achieve.... to go ahead and get that green (if you know what i mean)

a) greg jennings: dog, he Put The Team On My Back; dog i gotta do this shit. i put the team on my fucking back though

b) marshawn lynch: I've never seen a nigga Put The Team On My Back like this nigga

by Taco McArthur January 17, 2011