Cat

A cat is like a ninja in a disguise they fly across your room quietly and fast, claws like swords that can attack if you don’t feed them in time, at night they are monsters that tries to break into your room

Person 1: meow
Person 2: what are you, a cat?

Person 1: indeed

by Ratas.noodles May 5, 2023

Cat

usally a house hold pet.

sandy: where the cat gone
Kailio: it ran away from me

by ELNEGRO July 24, 2013

Cat

Kitty small animal known as feline

Oh! Your cat is so adorable

by Imperfect_bish June 25, 2019

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

cats

smol demons

cats are smol demons, cute ones tho

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

Cat

A feline fluffy creature that has knives for feet, cats meow

Curiousity killed the cat

by MizzyDaCat August 31, 2022

Cat

A spy weapon that shoots lasers

My cat is cool

by Colorx bleach June 14, 2017