(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."
by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004
Get the Toaster Apprenticemug. by Nice Guy Neil July 2, 2003
Get the coaster toastermug. The scraps. As in: the leftover crumbs in the bottom of the toaster. may be applied to many physical properties... any poor remainder.
by Bennagels April 23, 2008
Get the toaster leavin'smug. 1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.
Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
Get the Orangutaun Toastermug. A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.
by Tigg-E July 2, 2019
Get the toaster internetmug. It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!
by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018
Get the taint toastermug. When a man is giving a woman a hellacious pounding in the kitchen,he pulls out and sticks an appliance (often a toaster) into her.
"Man, John gave Mary the toaster special last Friday in his kitchen, and she still can't walk properly."
by Lord Scott July 16, 2008
Get the toaster specialmug.