wiens in the hatch

meaningless/dumb

"oh man! wiens in the hatch!

by Sco Ro Moe November 7, 2003

"Turn on the hate"

This is a request to have the car radio tuned to the local conservative AM radio for the latest traffic and weather conditions. Usually asked two-minutes before the those reports are schedule to be announced, ex: at 7:48am for the 7:50am update. One must listen to two minutes of bile spouted by the conservative show-hosts while you wait for the useful information. Inspired by the "Two-Minute Hate" described by Orwell in "1984".

"Turn on the hate", looks like traffic is slowing down up ahead.

by Ula Barber January 28, 2009

The Hater Card

When someone is confronted by criticism, but don't want to use it as advice to improve, they pull "The Hater Card" where they'll call you or others a hater, say the phrase "Haters gonna hate" or anything involving the word "Hater" as a means to avoid the criticism.

"Hey, although it is funny, try not to repeat the joke all that much. It'll become unfunny after a couple times."

"Haters gonna hate!"

"You're just going to pull The Hater Card because you don't like what I said? Fuck off."

by Mylittlepony May 25, 2018

Dab to the haters bro

Also known as Dabulus tothehaterus cerberial disfunction. Originating from Loganese Paulithus The Cancurus IV it has spread to the rural population of Bangladesh and the whole world. Considered as a serious brain disfunction. Any person saying this phrase is subject to Dabulus tothehaterus cerebrial disfunction.

Mark : I don't like you, why do you always act so dumb.
Victim : Dab to the haters brooo.
Mark : *dies*

by Lt_StarKabab March 14, 2018

down the hatch

The act of easing your cock into an open and willing mouth, and then easing it in and out.

That damn phloosie wanted a piece, so I slid that peezy don the hatch. She took all 9 inches!

by Uberpimp May 13, 2005

Doggin' the Hatch

Simply put, it's tongue-punching someone's fart box. It's gettin all up in that ass like a dog licking the last bits of peanut butter out of the jar. Giving a rimjob, doin the dirty chocolate swirl, analingus.. whatever you want to call it, it's f*cking glorious.

Bro, I don't even care if she just had taco bell, I'm still doggin' the hatch tonight.

I've been lookin for a girlfriend for a while - it's been too long since I've had my hatch dogged.

by slipperymick August 10, 2016

The Haters

People Who Need More Academic Enrichment Classes.

The Haters Need Academic Enrichment Because They Should Do The Right Thing.

by Academic Enrichment October 14, 2016