Shotgun Theory

A Technique for hitting on Women. A man will use this Theory when he has no one in particular he wants to date but wants to flirt with women and see how they respond. essentially you hit on everyone you see without exception and and hope you "hit" something.
I have been "shotgunning" with all the chicks at work. and most of them have giving me their numbers

The "shotgun theory" has really gotten me somewhere with the ladies i dont know who to choose
by JordJace January 13, 2010
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A general theory of the world where all matter is made up of the two elements of liquor-drugs and non-liquor. The theory advances the view that individuals and society as a whole only advance with higher levels of liquor-drug consumption. Proponents of this theory thus advocate for policies of liquor and cigarette subsidies and outlawing public sobriety.
According to the theory of liquortivity the prolonged economic downturn is the result of growing nationwide anti-smoking programs and taxes, along with a deficient level of aggregate demand for liquor-drugs.
by Liquor Science February 23, 2014
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The 90% Theory

1.(n) -The non-scientific theory that the presence or lack of a characteristic in a population can be divided along 90% to 10% lines.
1)90% of people are morons
2)only 10% of life is worth living
3)90% of people who post on this site are complete and utter retards
4)Only 10% of people are worth knowing
5)Only 10% of people give a fuck about the societies they live in
6)90% of women aren't attractive. same for guys.
7)10% of the population uses 90% of our resources
8)there's a 90% chance someone will find something in this offensive
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
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Pringles Theory

Named after the Pringles slogan, "Once you pop, you can't stop," this theory says that the longer someone waits to lose their virginity, the more they actively seek sexual activity once they do lose their virginity. The term "Pringles Theory" was first used by Michael LaFerney in a paper to describe this phenomenon commonly occuring in undergraduate students.
She didn't first have sex until she was twenty-five, but because of the Pringles Theory, once she lost her virginity she started sleeping around like crazy.
by MikeHawire April 15, 2005
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game theory

the show that doesnt know what final means
hello internet welcome to game theory
by piece of soup June 11, 2020
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The Neha Theory

The theory formulated by astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus, in which the Sun revolves around a relatively stationary Neha at the center of the Solar System.
Contrary to popular belief, the Neha theory explains how Neha is the center of the universe.
by NXOXO May 4, 2013
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Transitive Theory

A very complicated mathematical ideology as explained in part A: But best explained and used in Part B.

A: In mathematics, a binary relation R over a set X is transitive if whenever an element a is related to an element b, and b is in turn related to an element c, then a is also related to c.

Transitivity is a key property of both partial order relations and equivalence relations.
B:I touch my balls, then I touch your forehead. By definition of Transitive Theory my balls have now touched your forehead.

-Go forth and enjoy your new found powers of Transitive Theory
by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009
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