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Siberian Sasquatch

A large hairy homo sapien male, not necessarily of Siberian descent, but who would be able to winter over in Siberia given his built in giant wooly sweater.
Holy shit, did you see how hairy Joe was?

Yeah, dude, he's a fuckin Siberian Sasquatch.
by sgmpornstarr October 26, 2011
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sasquatch legs

When a girl does not shave her legs for an extended amount of time causing them to begin to resemble the legs of Bigfoot.
"Winter is finally over, I can get rid of my Sasquatch legs!"
by Maddysin July 18, 2014
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Sasquatch shuffle

when you get a girl to lick your taint and when you're about to cum move slightly to fart on her face, while she's confused/shocked you cum on her face and BAM! a sasquatch shuffle
"so this girl's trying to get freaky on me by lickin my taint and I'm like ' nobody one-ups ME!!!!' and then WHAM, sasquatch shuffle"
by b3nzin September 28, 2009
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Vellacott's Sasquatch

The case where a Sasquatch is locked in a box with a tennis racquet. And until you open the box the Sasquatch can be considered both pissed off enough to beat you down with the tennis racquet and not pissed off enough to beat you down, can also be considered dead.
I got a text message from steve yesterday it's a real Vellacott's Sasquatch
by Raquetinator June 27, 2010
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Sasquatch Stalks

A girl's unshaven hairy legs.
"Girl, spread open 'dem Sasquatch Stalks and lemme nut on 'dat fun hole."
by Sean/Ryan March 10, 2008
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sasquatch fucker

one who takes it apon themself to participate in sexual relationship with a sasquatch.
a person who fucks nasty "girls"
by Sicilian May 3, 2004
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sasquatch

Man, look at sasquatch on him today!
by Cameron March 31, 2003
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