Loo

Loo is a short ✨British✨ term meaning toilet. English teachers use it.

I need the loo

by MATIRIALGWOOORL January 25, 2022

Deja Loo

that feeling when you need to use the bathroom shortly after leaving the bathroom, so you annoyingly re-enter the bathroom to do-do your business

i absolutely hate it when i have to return to the bathroom.
stupid brain, stupid bowels/bladder and stupid deja loo!

by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022

Twitly-loo

Twitly-loo is used as a disrespectful roast to someone (a fat unhealthy human).

John: Your mom is so stupid she studied for a doctor exam .
Smith: Shut up you Twitly-loo .

by Money Maj July 31, 2022

loo scannon

A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.

The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

chachi loo

A pretty girl that has no common sense.

Growing up this is what I called my sisters and they called all the other girls. We knew what a chachi was (over-dressed spanish/white trash) trying to be something different....and we just assumed everyone else knew. Sadly, now that I have kids (all girls) this is what I call them. It is now a "term of endearment" that I use for them...they are adorable and smart, but when they are not paying attention or do something totally unexpected...chachi loo is what comes out! :)

by kkirb June 22, 2011

loo roll

How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.

Hey asswipe!!!
Don't flush away the loo roll because we'll need that after taking a plop.

by Telephony2 August 1, 2023

Likey-loo

From the term looky-loo. A person who stalks you on Facebook and "likes" everything you post.

Guy1: Dammit man. I swear I could post about arsenic poisoning small children on Facebook, and that crazy bitch Brittany would "like" it.
Guy2: Crazy man, you have a Likey-loo on your hands.

by JDTheNerDragon June 17, 2014