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shot in the dick

An excuse used to get out of something dangerous
Guy 1: You gonna join the protest?
Guy 2: No man. I might get shot in the dick!
by Rebel2012 October 2, 2020
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Punch in the dick

A punch, slap, reverse spank, flick, or swat at the genital area of a man or woman. The authority of the hit is not important, as it will take some time for the victim to completely feel the effects.
Jerk. You about to take a punch in the dick.
by Hangglidesanfran May 31, 2015
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the dick

a person who knows everything about fuck all
causes chaos and aggro every where he goes
computer systems are his personal favourite for full days time wasting and unnessary shit
an instant piss boiler
normally called richard ..hence the term ..THE DICK !
A PERSON WHO SCREAMS FIRST THEN ASKS THE QUESTIONS
the dick
where ever theres a cock up ...theres a dick
YES MATE THERES LOADS OF PART WORNS
by tony (tiger) forsterman February 16, 2009
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bitch to the dick

1) another way of calling somebody gay. usually an extremely flamboyant gay man.

2) defining someone who easily caves in to demands; offering only token resistance before complying with somebody's wishes, such as a girlfrind/boyfriend, boss, or an asshole of a friend.
1) "Dude, did you see jim jumping up and down and screaming like a girl when he found out that olympic figure skater guy was coming to town? he's such a bitch to the dick."

2) " charlie acts all hard, but then his boss gives him the stare and asks him to get his coffee, and charlie just caves! He's acting like a bitch to the dick."
by Bestspicever November 12, 2008
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Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.
"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."
by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003
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gobbling the dick for money

YOU'RE JUST GOBBLE THE DICK FOR MONEY BERTHA
# gobbling the dick for money
by xBarbaraX November 22, 2013
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Stack the Dick-tionary

Dictionary - a collection of knowledge.

Dick-tionary represents a collection of browser windows brought up in tabs within a single window. When opening to the first page, the porn video may start to load. This Load time can be better spent visiting a neighboring porn site.

If you continue this process, you will open more windows. Eventually, you may find yourself cumming back to your first page. By this time, the porn video should be partially, if not Cum-pletely, finished loading.

Then one can continue to watch porm cunt-secutively, one right after the other. This is a more efficient use of time, allowing you to view more porn in less time.
www.SomePornWord.com

right click option window, or

select New Tab

Continue to "Stack the Dick-tionary"
by Asmodian83 March 6, 2011
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