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The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.

The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.
“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”

“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”
by Well_Armed_Rat July 31, 2021
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the Muffin Club

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by Number One October 31, 2003
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The Turtle club

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The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.

The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.

Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
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Similar to the "Mile High Club", the "Joystick Club" is the name coined by Isaac C. Rodriguez Dec 2009 for having sexual intercourse with your partner while playing video games. Sexual intercourse must last the entire duration of one boss fight from beginning to end. Boss must be defeated during sexual intercourse for membership to the Joystick Club.
"Hey hun! . . I'm finally at the Boss!!. Come quick so we can join the Joystick Club while I kill him!"
by Isaac C. Rodriguez December 28, 2008
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The Tax Club

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A financial firm that offers account services.
I just got my taxes done through The Tax Club.
by Pumper911 December 16, 2009
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A slang term used to describe a member of the lesbian community. See Lickalottapuss
-"Did you see thos lesbians making out at the mall?"
-"Yeah, talk about The Dinosaur Club"
by BPH1 October 24, 2011
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The 90s Club

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A mythical club for guys or girls over 30yo who have had sexual intercourse with a guy or girl born in the 1990s
"I joined the 90s club last night"

"oh yeah? who with?"

"That girl from down the road"
by BlueGTI July 5, 2012
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