Your mom

The person who gave birth to whom you are addressing, not necessarily a joke.

"Your mom is a very nice lady."
"It was good to hear from your mom the other day."

by AdamOpp May 16, 2010

your mom

a funny answer to any question, and i mean any question. best used to really piss someone off and possibly fight you if they get pissed enough.

Guy1: is your mom wearing tye dye again? she looks like a fuckin rainbow.

you: that reminds me tell your mom not to run rainbow colored lipstick, everytime she blows me she calls me skittles.

random dude: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap

by Jay Keast May 21, 2007

Your Mom

A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...

Person 1: "are you in lesbian chat rooms again?"
Person 2:"well....uh...YOUR MOM!

by Jerry Rules! September 21, 2005

your mom

An annoying excuse for an insult or comical attempt.

Sally: "what are you doing tonight?"

Joe: "your mom."

Sally: "you are a fucking idiot."

by alyssabeatsyou April 10, 2010

your mom

A phrase employed as a last ditch effort to save yourself in an arguement, avoid work, insult someone or simply when you have nothing else better to say.

Alex, did you do the rest of our very important project that's due today?

Errr..

You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!

I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.

by DJ Silly Hat January 8, 2008

Your mom

your mom can be used in plenty of situations pertaining to jokes, or diss's
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..

a)"dude, what did you do last night?"
b) "Your mom!"

or in a negative context;

a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"

by Maaadie August 13, 2008

Your mom

1. Vague insult used by exasperated pimple faced teenger.

2. Punctuation for anything at all, ever. Also retort for anything at all, ever. Doesn't have to make any sense, at all, ever.

3. Slut.

"I went to see Matrix Reloaded yesterday!"

"I went and saw your mom last night!"

"That Astrovan demolished the Echo."

"Your mom demolished my echo last night!"

by Skyline Rescue Dart June 10, 2006