tequila bisexual

A person of professed homosexual identity who when under the influence of drugs or alcohol will be sexually intimate with an opposite cisgender partner. During sober interactions, the tequila bisexual will flatly deny any heterosexual attraction. This situation is caused by people who insist that someone must "choose a team" or that bisexuality isn't a legitimate sexually identity. It is the opposite of a two beer queer

John's boyfriend Marcus was drinking margaritas last night and ranting about how bisexuals need to pick a side. Guess who he made out with after? Erin!!! He is such a tequila bisexual.

by PinkZebra September 8, 2015

tequila moonrise

One has to sip tequila out of a man's asshole, (the man is mooning the sipper

I snuck out last night so my dad made me do a tequila moonrise on him

by jackednrexi January 15, 2009

Tequila Sunrise

The time of day at which the sun breaches the tequila horizon of the night prior. The time of day at which your eyes finally recognize the sun really did come up again (literally) after a night drinking tequila thinking (metaphorically) it never would.

Damn, I was super late to work today. I had an 8:00AM meeting, but my tequila sunrise wasn't until 9:42AM.

by Sunsh!ne H!ghway July 14, 2010

tequila worm

Term to describe the chunk, or piece of food dropped into a drink either by accident or by board friends or foes. Usually someone is convinced to eat it.

Dude! You dropped a olive from your pizza in my beer! Now you gotta eat the tequila worm!

by Spokane Jesse November 22, 2009

Tequila Disgusting

When a drink is made out of tequila and something that does NOT go with it. (tequila and orange juice, plain)

Man, I ran out of grenadine, so i had to make a tequila sunrise without it. It turned into a tequila disgusting!

by TizzleCizzle April 8, 2010

Tequila San-rise

(n.) A cocktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. This drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from Japanese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic crap for American consmers.

-Dude, you got anything to drink?
-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.
-My mom, huh?
-Yup...
-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.

by mhibma July 17, 2006

Voodoo Tiki Tequila

Voodoo Tiki Tequila. An Ultra-Premium, 100% Blue Agave Tequila. Hand-blown, hand signed and numbered bottles. Created in 2000, but not sold in US until August 2006.

Voodoo Tiki Tequila has been seen on several TV shows including: "Two and a Half Men," "How I Met Your Mother," and "Girlfriends"

by TequilaLover January 5, 2009