A southern specialty derived from the famed Alabama Hotpocket, traditionally performed only on special occasions. Start out by defacating into the vagina as you would with the afore-mentioned maneuver. But you don't stop there, for you love this woman and want her to know it. Next you proceed to make love to her aromatic meatwallet while making sure to ejaculate inside, creating the delicious cream filling. Quickly pull out and ease it into her ass as a close friend of hers proceeds to lick your tasty creation out of her.
I was planning on giving her the good ol' Alabama Hotpocket, but it was Christmas Eve and that thick friend of hers was in town so I rolled the dice and went for the Tennessee Eclair. Turned out to be a great night.
by Mike the meat. April 5, 2009
Get the Tennessee Eclairmug. by An everyday joe September 20, 2020
Get the Tennessee tuxedomug. A Tennessee hillbilly who comes down from the mountain trying to get laid, fails in his efforts, and scurries back to the mountains.
Dude, that Tennessee comet tried like hell to bang that toothless girl, but struck out. He left the building so fast you would have thought he stole something.
by swampydawg January 24, 2013
Get the Tennessee cometmug. She had a mouth full of moonshine than Warren blasted cum in Katrina mouth as she swallow. She than asked how did you enjoy your Tennessee Blowjob..
by I'm A BIg Freak October 27, 2011
Get the Tennessee Blowjobmug. Upon climax, a young man with the sniffles pulls out and goes down head first on his lady from the back side flaring his nostrils in between her cheeks sneezing any loose flem inside her butt hole.
That Tennessee Blowndown was unforgettable...I was shitting out snot for weeks!
Greg had a sinus infection when he was having sex with Gina. He asked, "No tissues? Why not a Tennessee Blowdown?"
GINT CRANKED DEWD! -greg
Greg had a sinus infection when he was having sex with Gina. He asked, "No tissues? Why not a Tennessee Blowdown?"
GINT CRANKED DEWD! -greg
by Z Lo March 8, 2009
Get the Tennessee Blowdownmug. your fucking a bitch doggy style then you pull out your dick and take out your dip of copenhagen and put hold it next to her pussy then punch the dip inside her with your dick....tennessee muzzelloader
by zach928 October 1, 2006
Get the tennessee muzzelloadermug. A PLACE FAR MORE GUTTER THAN ANTIOCH.THE TRUE TRENCHES OF SOUTH NASHVILLE.A WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD BASED ON SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.A VERY WELL ORGANIZED ENVIRONMENT.PREDOMINATELY RAN BY WHITES AND LATINOS.FROM THE FAIRGROUNDS TO HARDING PLACE.
THE SNOBBY ASS PEOPLE ASKED LARRY, WAS HE FROM "WOODBINE TENNESSEE",AND HE REPLIED "FUCK YEAH IM FROM WOODBINE BITCH" AND THEN HE SPIT ON THEM AND TOLD THEM TO GET THE FUCK ON DOWN THE ROAD.
by NOLENSVILLE ROAD MAFIA June 26, 2010
Get the WOODBINE TENNESSEEmug.