A guy that lets you know he is tougher than you by squealing the tires of his '86 ford escort hatchback, usually while wearing a dirty wife beater or a bad heavy metal band concert shirt that he never went too.
by T-Bone February 14, 2005
i need my teddy bear
by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015
When you think you got something good only to find out that you got duped. Coined from Call of Duty: World at War's Zombie Map Verruckt, where a mystery weapon box the player can spend their own points to open for a random weapon could spawn a teddy bear instead that will not only give the player no weapon but removes the box, making the entire team search the whole map to find out where it was moved to.
I got really excited about free ice cream but got the Teddy Bear upon realizing there was a line 300 people deep that didn't appear to be moving at all.
by An Excommunicated Elf April 10, 2009
The husband/bassist for the amazinging singer/songwriter/guitar player/Maxim cover-girl veteran, Michelle Branch. Has a baby girl with Michelle, Owen Isabelle Landau.
by MeechieMeechieMeechie November 13, 2005
Colloquial team given to vagina. Derived form Dr Ted Weaver, president of the Royal Australian and NZ College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists.
“How was your night last night Christiaan?”
“Well it was great thank you Mr Rudd, I met this chick at the Beach road, took her behind the ATM’s near the bottle o’ and finger blasted the shit out of her Teddy Weaver!”
“Well it was great thank you Mr Rudd, I met this chick at the Beach road, took her behind the ATM’s near the bottle o’ and finger blasted the shit out of her Teddy Weaver!”
by Ted Weaver November 20, 2009
A teddy bro is a larger, masculine dude that has a huge soft side. He can talk sports, lifting or MMA for days, but then gush over candles at Bath and Body Works or live for spa days. Teddy Bro's are usually very likable and have a lot of friends since they can appeal to many different cultural sub-groups.
Important to note, that not all teddy bros are gay.
Important to note, that not all teddy bros are gay.
Cody is such a teddy bro! We chatted forever on the phone about our favorite Disney movies and then he went and lifted at the gym for 4 hours.
by 2Neighbors1Internet April 18, 2018
by Teddy Chaser November 16, 2017