Tessie Wallace

Tessie slays all day

Tessie Wallace? Is that her?! she slays!

by JacobLover___ May 23, 2022

Tessie

A grade 8 girl who hits on grade 5s, oh and she chased on 5 boys, major tattle tail too.

Wow Tessie is desperate

by Sidechick#34 May 29, 2018

Tassilo

Smallest cock but he still going hard all night

After seeing your fat mum I got a Tassilo

by Sexiboihavigbang December 13, 2018

Tessie

A Tessie is a student at Texas Woman's University. You will recognize us by our shared maroon and white colors between our long-standing brother school Texas A&M.

A Tessie is an Aggies dream woman. Texas A&M holds her in high esteem and can't wait for the two to tie the knot in the little chapel in the woods just like our alumni have done for generations.

Texas A&M's sister school has a long loving history together. You are proud of her.

Aggie:

"Let's go to Denton, Texas to meet our Tessie. They're the love of our life."

Aggie Grandchild:

"My grandfather was in Texas A&M Corps of Cadets and met his Tessie in her empire Denton, Texas. They are still head over heels for one another and take photos in front of Minerva on their anniversary."

by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020

Tastie cakes

1. n. Slang term used to describe attractive people, usually boys; term of endearment similar to 'hunny' or 'cutie pie'.
2. n. Little Debbie 'tulip cakes'

Anna-Maria: "look at the tastie cakes in that car!"
Robertine: "let's flash them"

by Anna-Maria Lengyel August 22, 2011

cunt tassel

noun-the greasy tampon string that hangs out of your lady's slot.
adjective- someone who regularly has a shit eating grin on their face.

Ben Johnson gave his fat sweaty wife a cunnalumpkin even though he saw her nasty cunt tassel dangling down.

by Scrotum squeezers December 9, 2008

booby tassels

A superhero in the Legion of Pants, characterized by the swinging and swooshing motions.

Mr. Booby Tassels apprehends a felon attempting to rob a lady of her purse by swooshing the tassles into the theirf's pupils.

by Captain Suit April 29, 2005