Back Alley Taffy

Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.

Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."

Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."

by Evil Genius Prime July 29, 2013

Tafheem

Known to be the best experience in any woman's life; in his encounters, he leaves women begging and coming back for more.

Oh I had the most amazing Tafheem last night

by gezuzz May 1, 2013

Taffy

1. (pejorative) a Welshman

2. alprazolam, a benzodiazapine drug (from the brand name tafil)

As soon as someone came along and called him Taffy he logged off.

by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2011

TAFL

to all friend list. commonly used as a message heading on xbl.

" TAFL just letting you all know i'll be gone"

by jonesat August 9, 2008

Tafadzwa

A name give to a sax or a naturally beautiful girl

We were at Tafadzwa's house last night

by @taf.easy07 September 24, 2019

Banana Taffy

A woman or women of underwhelming visual appeal.

"How was the club?"

"It was alright, but it was mostly full of Banana Taffy"

by Uno Jones April 22, 2009

Crotch Taffy

Male genitalia, so named for it's stretchiness when non-erect.

"She pulled on his crotch taffy."

by Suldog October 19, 2009