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these aren't the droids you're looking for

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.
Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."
by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
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too long didn't bother reading

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.
that definition was too long didn't bother reading
by Irving Washington March 30, 2003
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longn't

Not long or short. A word you use to make fun of your cousin.
That man is longn't
by ItsJonerboner December 15, 2018
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looforwarto't

Made by Tandy Miller from the show 'The Last Man On Earth'

A shortened version of the common phrase 'looking forward to it'

Loo-for-war-toot
person 1: I'll see you for coffee tomorrow!
Person 2: looforwarto't!
by MatildaPUK August 29, 2021
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You look like you can’t swim

Tiktok trend where men get offended when you tell them “you look like you can’t swim” because they don’t like being told they can’t do something.
You look like you can’t swim”
Why the fuck would you say that

That’s so fucking rude of course I can swim
by lakebear34 January 8, 2021
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long T

A long t-shirt that may go down to your knees, a long shirt in the form of a T. Mainly black males wear these types of shirts in the hip hop style.
by Lolly Magnet September 19, 2006
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You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.
"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."
by BB Smith April 14, 2010
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