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Swiftie

I love handing Creighton the aux cord because he is such a swiftie.
by Ozaarc May 20, 2024
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Swiftie

Someone who follows Taylor Swifts life and work like their life depends on it.
"Omg! You are the biggest Swiftie."
by Nils Sjöberg Swiftie June 6, 2023
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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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Swiftie Bowl

Are you going to be watching the Swiftie Bowl on February 11th? Nah, I just look at the commercials most years.
by Swiftfootedfan January 29, 2024
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Swiftie

Swiftie (derogatory)
Noun
Probably the most terrifying person you could meet. They obsess over Taylor swift and it’s the only thing they listen to. Put two Swifties in a room and you will basically want to scream in agony because all they will talk about is Taylor swift and say things like “I’m in my speak now era 🤪” or “OMG guess what taytay song I’ve been listening to on loop”. Fear them, but be sure not to mention how ur not a taylor swift fan or they will bash you and probably give you death threats.
Omg did you see that Swiftie over there? She literally won’t shut up about Taylor swift and it’s impossible to hold a normal conversation with her.
by AntiSwift April 23, 2023
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Swiftied

I swiftied his Jelly Babies
by ScouseLingo June 5, 2025
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Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee
Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!
by FDBCUH June 21, 2022
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