A Steve is someone who always misses his shots, no matter what. If you see a Steve, don't be afraid, he won't be able to hit you. A Steve is also commonly referred as a noob.
by NeinSchwänze October 21, 2021
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Look at that kid over there. He just dropped the ball. He’s such a Steve.
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All he does is talk about dumb things. He’s such a steve.
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by Stevecmonsteve November 14, 2019
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kid who surfs too much, takes lax bros to the next level,often annoys friends and goes to a school like Costal Carolina.
by Harry Finkle July 15, 2010
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Michelle: "Oh Steve, I'd love you and the other guys to Bukake me".
Steve: "Well it's not my usual preference but I've got broad horizons sex-wise, so I'll give them a call, but you can clean up afterwards".
Steve: "Well it's not my usual preference but I've got broad horizons sex-wise, so I'll give them a call, but you can clean up afterwards".
by Mister_Gee October 5, 2018
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