spider twerk

the act of twerking with your feet on the wall and your hands on the ground.

Barb: Hey Zoey do you want to see me twerk?

Zoey: Haha that is lame compared to spider twerking.

by glutenfreepizza January 4, 2014

Speder

A racist ass flamer, who decides to all of a sudden have morals when someone else makes a joke. Relies on being as offensive as possible to be funny. Is a ginger.

"Have you seen that guy making all the holocaust jokes, then telling everyone that they can fuck off?"

"Yeah that guy is being a total Speder."

by Xubius1 May 9, 2014

Spiderbatmanben

Spiderbatmanben means when a boy called Ben has a gene called spider batman and every 1 of 399581 bens get it and from what we know there is only one

Do you have spiderbatmanben
Yep it’s super rare and I’m a superhuman

by spiderbatmanben October 29, 2019

Spider roach

A man who’s name is usually Miguel.

Man who is obsessed with dead creatures, and is usually emo.

“Oh my god, I saw Spider Roach and his odd dead friends”

by Gay fruit April 6, 2023

Mexican Spider Pocket

When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.

Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.

by pole dinner July 5, 2011

jade spade

born in africa and now living in oakland

Jerome is a jade spade

by jig-a-boo January 4, 2012

pube spider

the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.

harold: fuckin A man, i just went down to ich my nuts and this pube spider just bit me!

by zimplr December 11, 2013