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Splick Splock

Alright Dave, do you want anything from the Splick Splock shop?
by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018
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splackmuff

1. An involuntary noise.

2. a derogatory term.
1. "Splackmuff!!"

2. "Fergie`s a stupid splackmuff"
by Nick, August 16, 2007
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splaced

Being unaware of ones own relationship to time and space. Usually after several hours spent consuming mood altering substances.
"Do not ask me to make any type of unimportant decisions right now, I'm splaced"
by thebigdeal January 19, 2010
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Splice Baby

A derogatory slang word derived from the movie "Splice". Used to describe an ugly individual with odd androgynous facial features. In the movie The splice creature was both woman and man. A creature with a face only a mother could love.
Dude check out the Splice Baby behind you

NUH UH WHERE?! Oh wow man eww that's gotta suck to look like that.

For real.
by aharharhardyhar November 19, 2010
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Slocket

When your looking for a new purse/wallet to replace your first one, you should always look for a good amount of slockets to keep all your cards/credit cards in.
Two words put in one:
Slot and pocket.
More than 12 slockets is the best as you always have far too many cards/credit cards in your purse/wallet.
Me/You: "Mum/Mom, I need to buy a new purse, my other one is broken."

At the shopping centre/the mall:
Mum/Mom: "What colour are you looking for?"
Me/You: "I don't care about the colour right now, it's all about the number of slockets in side the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "What's a slockets dear?"
Me/You: *sigh* "I've already told you, it's the place where you keep your cards/credit cards. I preferably would like more than 12 in the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "Alright."
by rizzledupwords June 23, 2015
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splick

A synonym for the word buff or ripped. Used to describe someone that clearly works out to up their appearance.
Damn brother, you're looking splick. Have you been working out? Buff
by c.keef December 27, 2015
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splacos

Tacos with cum all over them.
Last night, Krystal decided to try Bladrians splacos.
by MontagGram December 20, 2016
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