Spiderman

A man shoots his load into his hand, then throws it into his girlfriend face.

I just spiderman my girlfriend after having sex with her.

by alwaybeinme February 11, 2010

Spiderman

More like spider bitch

Spiderman

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

Spiderman Wank

When You Masterbate, Come In Your Hand And Throw It In Someones Face! SHOUT SPIDERMAN! ;')

I Will Spiderman Wank You In Your Sleep ;)

by GGG OBJ June 3, 2009

spiderman dat hoe

a sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!

she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!

by Colin K November 21, 2007

Spiderman

IDIOTS.

Spider-man is a Marvel comics character created in 1963.

are you kidding? its fucking spiderman!

by Poey April 8, 2005

Spidermonkey

Shit in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.

I like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.

by Skraps0331 July 1, 2011

Crackhead Spiderman

Someone who dose either crystal meth , or cocain , and jumps from one rooftop to another , robbing the houses of all their silverware . Often carrying a high calibur weapon , in witch to shoot the hamburglar with when the trip gose rotten .

"did you hear about that crackhead spiderman in new york who got shot off the roof in full extention of his jump

by mikey murf November 4, 2007