by MlKE HAVVK May 31, 2007
Get the sperm torpedomug. A Father or a dead beat dad.
by Jazzy09 June 18, 2009
Get the Sperm Donormug. The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.
Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)
Person B: Dude, what the fuck?
Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.
Person B: Dude, what the fuck?
Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.
by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010
Get the Sperm Burnmug. The old adage "what goes up must come down," when applied to sex, is perhaps better rephrased: "what cums in you must come out."
This is what we've termed the "sperm-slide:" the unpleasant feeling of semen rushing back out of you when you stand up after sex. This sometimes occurs after a delay of several minutes (up to half an hour!), and the elapsed time only makes it more awkward when the cum-gush comes.
This is what we've termed the "sperm-slide:" the unpleasant feeling of semen rushing back out of you when you stand up after sex. This sometimes occurs after a delay of several minutes (up to half an hour!), and the elapsed time only makes it more awkward when the cum-gush comes.
Ugh, I experienced the worst sperm slide on the way to campus this morning. And I have horrible sex dreads. I feel like everyone can tell I had sex before class.
by doitforthelulz March 11, 2011
Get the sperm slidemug. Gaudy neon light accessories placed on the bottom of cars and motorcycles. So named because they are reminescent of the body fluid scanners used on "CSI" and "The Da Vinci Code."
(1) Whoa dude you got a sperm detector for your car? You're big pimpin now.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.
by nerak June 14, 2006
Get the sperm detectormug. A term used to refer to someone as gay or homosexual, because after having gay sex they would have semen in their asshole and would fart it out. Often used towards straight men as a derogatory comment.
by Hansel so hot right now Hansel March 5, 2009
Get the Sperm fartermug. 