stanky simmons 

1. smells like kero
2. oder like cigerettes and cheap cologne
3. loves his grammie
4. oils grammies feet reguarly
5. CAUTION*never light matches around*CAUTION
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Damn that motha fuckas one "stanky simmons".

grammies vag smells like a gosh darn stanky simmons.

damn my trailer just fell down.... whata stanky simmons

stanky simmons by chucknorris is god March 28, 2008

Spank sabbatical 

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.

My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.

Spank sabbatical by Amawee21 May 15, 2016

stanky snatch 

Her stanky pussy lips smell like kangaroo ass

Damn dude u licked that stanky snatch lips up and down

stanky snatch by Stanky snatch June 23, 2016

Stanky Shen 

A stanky shen is also known as the one stinky ass mf who somehow manages to get bitches

bro you know rohith hes both a stanky shen and not at the same time, he dosent get bitches he just stinky asf

Stanky Shen by Smiley'sBBC May 2, 2022

Skanky Sea Slut 

A common beach hooker that hangs out at the waterfront all day hoping to snag a man with her 50ft man-pole. Most likely never fully washes all the sand out of her vagina/mangina or bathes otherwise than in the sea water, therefore rendering her skanky and useless to mankind.

Little Tommy exclaimed "Look mommy! I think I see a Skanky Sea Slut in the water."
"No, little Tommy that is just Paris Hilton."

Skanky Sea Slut by cadillac-poosey August 26, 2006

spunky sandman 

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.

I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!

spunky sandman by Keith the Nomad November 12, 2008

stanky-stank 

A girl having or leaving a foul odor after having sexual intercourse.
A nick name of a girl.
A smelly pussy.
After having a one night stand.

After she left the room after having sex with chad she was then dubbed Stanky-stank.

stanky-stank by EAST! April 16, 2008