Codswallop Slop

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo

Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop

by the britster November 23, 2011

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e slop

the act of an e-boy listening to an e-girl make the sounds of giving head, whilst beating his meat.

"bro, this e girl gave me the e slop, no pay pal. it was epic."

by eslopqween November 10, 2017

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slop wagon

gringo chuck wagon or choke n puke truck brings gedunk to factory workers...

Hay, slop wagon is here! Now we can eat, cardboard pizza, choke n puke hot dog's, hot coffee, man its better than sos shit .....

by itichie_nocanpo October 19, 2006

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Slop Claw

The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.

Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"

Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"

Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"

Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"

by Don Cuckold March 03, 2014

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