Shrek

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.

-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.

by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017

Shrek

A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.

To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Shrek

God

Im going to praise shrek

by Yeetis Maximus August 14, 2019

Shrek

The main character of an anime.

its used like this "did you know that shrek is love and life"

by ShrekuDeku September 17, 2020

Shrek

shrek its a lifestyle, a religion , a god , shrek is everything.

my religion is shrek.

by the best clown of the circus November 17, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is Shrek

“Shrek is hot”

by Diccrack May 2, 2021

Shrek

The Lord and saviour

Shrek is the best ogre to ever live

by Shrekian October 26, 2020