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Shit on a Dick

A phrase that means "I will go off" or "I'm so fucking high right now"
"If Tammy shows up I will literally shit on a dick"
"I'm not good right now Becky, I am shitting on a dick"
by thenamesgenital February 22, 2018
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Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.
After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.
by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016
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Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit

When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time
Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans
by Hidhhdjdjdjd May 2, 2021
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Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.
Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro
by BigNigga46 February 6, 2024
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Shit on a goddamn dick

Used to show annoyance or surprise to a situation.
George:Hey Mike! Your cars on fire.
Mike:Well shit on a goddamn dick.
by Apostle6065 December 13, 2010
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Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.
All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.
by sammy1 November 17, 2006
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Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.
by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011
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