Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off

i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.

by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025

Shit dick

A penis that has a brown shit stane on his cock

hey How’s the shit dick

by Randle 222222 February 23, 2019

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024

shit dick

were she takes a shit on your dick and you rub it all over your dick and you tell her to turn around and you slap her in the face with your poopy dick

wanna preform shit dick

by someone also i didnt ask April 7, 2021

shit dick bitch

A person who stinks so bad that you just want to kill them.

Fish Smellin Ass Latasha- Watsup Sexy Can I Suck Yo Dick
Me- YOU SHIT DICK BITCH! (Yells Very Loudly) If You Don't Get The Fuck Away From Me
Fish Smellin Ass Latasha - (She tries to touch me)
Me - (I Kill Latasha With Some Soap And Deodorant Repeliant)
....😩😂

by Keivon Moesley January 16, 2018

Shit dick

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure

“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”

by Robbie_weit July 9, 2019

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016