Seducing Medusa

Attempting to lead on a girl by means of flirting or the flaunting of money, that will end up screwing up your life rather than making it better through real love. Everyone else knows she's bad news, but you don't see it.

Roger: "I think I'm gonna ask Jannice out on a date."
Freddie: "No way, man. That's seducing medusa."

by Nikuru July 21, 2008

potting shed

Where your mom yells at Jorge the Pool Boy.

"She was always yelling at Jorge in that potting shed."

by Eliot Reid January 26, 2004

seductive nerd

Badass, hot gamer, with amazing body, that

you wish you could be with.

Dude, shes such a seductive nerd.

by xXBrickGamingXx December 8, 2013

shdukered

Adjective. The state of being in the shower while someone enters your tiny bathroom and takes a duker. Common to families with young children.

I was shdukered by my six year old, while taking a shower this morning.

by nickodan November 19, 2014

scheduling fatigue

when you and a person are trying to get together but your schedules keep coming up with more and more conflict and you're like 'ah jeez i dont actually care about this person this much. fuck it'

i was trying to get a second date with this girl, but as we texted back and forth about trying to find a good time and repeatedly failing, we got scheduling fatigue and i never saw her again. :(

by cfboyd May 22, 2016

Shed Nationalism

When you pretend to kidnap a willing female to save them from the horror of their standard basic bitch beta boyfriends. This is usually accomplished by using the Underground White Man Railroad.

She got trained lulz. Shed Nationalism for the win

by Vanguard America January 8, 2018

Seduce My Candle

Mostly used in sexual context, the candle being the man's thing. It is also used as a joke, by people who have candle fetishes.

Person 1: Seduce My Candle
Person 2 fucks them.

Person 1: Seduce My Candle
Person 2: DUN DUN DUNNNN

by Saenovi January 20, 2018