Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.
BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.
I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.
I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.
Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.
I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.
I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.
Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.
by orangepony September 15, 2012
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1. Giving something that belongs to you to someone else out of the goodness of your heart.
2. When two people do something together.
2. When two people do something together.
Let's share this piece of cake.
by Dannielle September 10, 2004
Get the sharing mug.1. The act of accidental, simultaneous urination and defecation resulting from a failed attempt at forceful flatulence.
2. When you try really hard to fart, but you accidentally poop and pee your pants
2. When you try really hard to fart, but you accidentally poop and pee your pants
During my desperate attempt to fart on my fiance's Dad before the wedding, I got overzealous and shartinkled in my tuxedo. Hopefully, the two opposing smells will neutralize each other. Otherwise Steph will be pissed, that means I'm in deep shit!
by Michael Sinnott January 18, 2009
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-"He thinks I'm too stupid to realize there's a shark in the water, I know he's going over some other girls place."
-"He thinks I'm too stupid to realize there's a shark in the water, I know he's going over some other girls place."
by crgouhsnf July 11, 2011
Get the Shark in the water mug.1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him
2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker
3. For another version, see japanese sharking
2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker
3. For another version, see japanese sharking
"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"
Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
by Jakndakster November 2, 2011
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I admire her for her sarkiness and spunk! She has really mentored me well and put me in my place with her sarkiness!
by charming doll December 18, 2011
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