Second-Hand Pornography

The noise and/or images experienced by unwilling persons while another person is watching or listening to pornographic material. This refers to only audio/video recordings and/or pictures, not the sights/sounds experienced from actual live sex acts.

Dude, you've got to get a girlfriend, all the second-hand porn is making me sick!

by Superstud July 20, 2005

second-hand racism

When a person who seems to not be racist but has racist friends and/or defends racist people.

have you heard of them kpop fans? second-hand racism exists and it’s them
didn’t one of them idols do black face aswell? look at the second handed racism buddies running to ‘cancel’ us for saying that

by ryuu’s dick July 14, 2021

Second Hand Spunky Nappy

An article of clothing worn by a poor or twisted homosexual gentleman to allow him :

1. the senstion of his, and others, baby-gravy against his brown-eye.
2. to stifle the leakage of his boyfriend's population paste from the chocolate donut.

I hear Dave is so broke these days that he has had to resort to wearing a second hand spunky nappy of Jason's. He's mixing the goo round back.

by Bobbles22 April 18, 2008

Second hand feels

It's the feelings you get when you're favorite tv/anime character dies or anything bad happens in the show which makes you feel.

Second hand because it is not happening in real life.

"Man I'm feeling down because of these damn second hand feels."

"Oh shit you watched The Boi in the Striped Pajamas?"

"Yeah man now I'm depressed"

by JayPK June 16, 2016

Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.

Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.

by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011

Second Hand Wasted

1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.

2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.

Derived from second hand smoke

Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.

by CandyCane8226 June 5, 2011

Second Hand Drama

drama that you lived through, and then decide to tell everyone about. Thus making it second hand drama.

KIM: OMG, school was so lame today. So and so did this and that.

DAN: I'm sick of your second hand drama, please keep it to yourself.

by Snake Dr June 8, 2011