Poop Scarf

A scarf you wear while pooping to keep you warm in the winter

Aw man, I forgot to bring my poop scarf to the bathroom and I was shivering on the toilet.

by pissssssssssssssssss December 14, 2020

Scarf Cart

A slang term for a hipster, usually derogatory. Referrs to the hipster practice of wearing scarfs far too often, even when theres no need to.

"Look at the fucking scarf cart over there- with his too-small t-shirt and PBR"

by Saturdayraining June 19, 2012

Sausage Scarf

A meaty garment worn around the neck.

Hey bro, nice sausage scarf, where can I get one for myself?

by anonononononymouse June 6, 2016

Turkish Scarf

when i guy is really tall and the girl is short so that the guy can hang his manjunk around her neck thus a scarf

Todd your so tall you could give that girl a Turkish scarf

by twatcandy May 27, 2009

Scarf Heroes

Individuals willing to help other socially, similar to super heroes, they try their best in assisting people struggling with depression, anxiety, etc.

Scarf Heroes are awesome. Get help from the Scarf Heroes. Nipper from Banjo Kazooie approves of Scarf Heroes. Scarf Heroes enjoy drinking tea and being badass.

by Scarf Heroes March 27, 2016

Scarfing It Down

Masturbating using a scarf. The softness of the fabric can cause people to get excited. Though it seems weird, it actually exists.

Ariel: Hey Renny. You look happy.
Renise: Its RENISE, and yeah i was just scarfing it down. I feel soooo good.

by chris doberstein August 17, 2008

Brown Scarf

Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.

Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.

by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020