Josh Sawyer Destroyer

A bedazzled Strap-on that Spitz uses daily on Josh Sawyer. It's got a quaff of hair.

Did you see him using that "Josh Sawyer Destroyer", it totally destroyed his rectum.

by Josh Sawyer's Destroyer December 14, 2012

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.

steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha

by pi3r8 October 23, 2008

Tom Sawyer Raft Ride

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.

The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...

by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011

jesse sawyer

a kid who is black yet acts white and says wassup brah quite abit and love soup

jesse sawyer: wassup brah lets get some soup

by the soup master December 14, 2010

Sawyers cocktail

A mixture of Poo, Urine, and Vomit. Usually the cocktail will be made in a bath.

Last night Matt got absolutely wasted and while in the Bath he made the famous Sawyers cocktail.

by cottage-grove February 1, 2008

Sawyer Scruff

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Sawyer played by actor Josh Holloway. The effect is multiplied by having long locks of sun-bleached hair. See also Jack Scratch

Hot Girl #1- "Oh look at that guy over by the bar, damn!"
Hot Girl #2- "Mmmmm... nice eyes and Sawyer Scruff, Grrrrr!"

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

Sawyer

A really cool guy who likes Jiu-Jitsu and history stuff. He’s a bit of a geek but he’s the coolest geek out there.

That Sawyer is just so good at Magic the Gathering, but like I could hang out with him and it be fun.

by Ned Barnman July 27, 2019