Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Brandon Sammich

Verb: Act of being between to Brandons, sexual or not.

I was at this party and ended up in a Brandon Sammich

by between2brandons May 25, 2011

Sammich

A pussy that looks like a roast beef sandwich. Often times disgusting and repulsive.

Hey, don't date her, her Sammich is nasty.

by Aqua June 2, 2016

Sammich

What your sex partner makes for you after you’ve had a round a sex, with the intention of you having sammich energy for the next round of shenanigans

The couple made each other a sammich after the hour long sex session with hopes of round 2 in another 30 minutes.

by NatureNerdGrrl May 19, 2021

sammich

A contraction of "sandwich"

A burger is essentially a sammich that consists of two pieces of dinner roll and a beef patty in between.

by Emotional Cruiser October 20, 2025

sammich

another word for sandwich, sammich is a better way of saying it

Friend 1: im gonna have a crisp sammich
Friend 2: im gonna have a bacon sammich

by chicken nuggets rule July 14, 2022

Sammich

A Fat guy who continuously ask for food during practice or any time physical activity is involved.

Aye Sammich get your butt on the line and give me 5 down and backs before you run until your feet are apart of the ground.

by trumphater77 May 8, 2018