Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024

sammich

A contraction of "sandwich"

A burger is essentially a sammich that consists of two pieces of dinner roll and a beef patty in between.

by Emotional Cruiser October 20, 2025

Sammich

A pinch of marijuana rolled up into a paper intended for use as a joint.

Hey, roll me a sammich.

by Bumgravy7 April 3, 2019

Brandon Sammich

Verb: Act of being between to Brandons, sexual or not.

I was at this party and ended up in a Brandon Sammich

by between2brandons May 25, 2011

Sammich

What your sex partner makes for you after you’ve had a round a sex, with the intention of you having sammich energy for the next round of shenanigans

The couple made each other a sammich after the hour long sex session with hopes of round 2 in another 30 minutes.

by NatureNerdGrrl May 19, 2021

Sammich

A pussy that looks like a roast beef sandwich. Often times disgusting and repulsive.

Hey, don't date her, her Sammich is nasty.

by Aqua June 2, 2016

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024