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Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math
by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020
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Yard Sale

A term to describe a person or place that doesn't have their sh*t together, overall drama and too much to deal with. Or someone that has second hand ideas thinking they are original.
"Man i just got back from hanging out at Brenda's house...wow, sh*t was a YARD SALE! Looked like she hadn't cleaned the place in over a year!"

"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"
by DJ WHORES August 1, 2012
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Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.
"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."
by Catfish13 January 6, 2012
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Sales Psychosis

Dialing and sending text messages to every client possible.

J 🦢
J 🦢 lives in sales psychosis.
by John 💰 February 8, 2023
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Bake Sale

A female with junk in the trunk. Big ol' booty game. A$$ for days
"Check out that bake sale, she's got so much damn cake!
by Annah11 July 7, 2023
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Sales Bro

A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.
I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.
by TheRavn September 23, 2023
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Flashmob Sale

Unsanctioned, crowd-sourced 100% off sales on high-fashion clothing, handbags and accessories at stores such as Nordstrum and Neiman Marcus. Commonly referenced in mainstream media as "Grab-and-run robberies" or "organized retail theft," Flashmob Sales generally involve the redistribution of symbols of capitalist wealth in the order of hundreds of thousands of dollars, taken from icons of retail excess and redistributed to those in need of a fashion upgrade for the holidays.

Rumored to be inspired by the Bob Dylan lyric, "Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and the make you king," the proponents of Flashmob Sales are under the apparent belief that if enough people steal a ton of items all at once, the internet will cheer them on and the police will simply go back to finding unarmed civilians to shoot for sport.
"Nice sweater? Is that made from recycled laundry lint?" "Thanks! Yeah, I got it a Flashmob Sale down at the Grove!"
by Cultureninja November 25, 2021
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