sales math

Making up numbers

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math

by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020

Yard Sale

A term to describe a person or place that doesn't have their sh*t together, overall drama and too much to deal with. Or someone that has second hand ideas thinking they are original.

"Man i just got back from hanging out at Brenda's house...wow, sh*t was a YARD SALE! Looked like she hadn't cleaned the place in over a year!"

"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"

by DJ WHORES August 1, 2012

Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.

"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."

by Catfish13 January 6, 2012

Sales Psychosis

Dialing and sending text messages to every client possible.

J 🦢

J 🦢 lives in sales psychosis.

by John 💰 February 8, 2023

Bake Sale

A female with junk in the trunk. Big ol' booty game. A$$ for days

"Check out that bake sale, she's got so much damn cake!

by Annah11 July 7, 2023

Sales Bro

A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.

I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.

by TheRavn September 23, 2023

Steam Sale

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.

Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021