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sightling

A somewhat derogatory name for someone who can see well, used by blind people. This term implies that the person so named takes his vision, and the activities that it enables him to do, for granted.

A sightling thinks nothing of hopping in his car on a Saturday morning and taking a quick trip to the grocery store to buy some milk. The same task, for a blind person, takes at least a day of advanced planning, and possibly involves a long bus ride, hours of waiting, or a large cab fair.

A sightling thinks nothing of jogging across the middle of a street during a lull in traffic to get to the Wallgreens on the other side. A blind person must wait at the intersection, listening for a favorable traffic flow pattern for him to cross. This waiting and listening may take as long as an hour at a single corner, and may involve several light cycles before paralell traffic is heavy enough to ensure the person safe passage.

A sightling can drive less than two minutes to a salon or barber shop for a haircut. A blind person, assuming they know the location of a salon or barber shop, must hike the three miles to get their.

A sightling can drive his car to pick up a bag of dog food for his lazy, overfed, understimulated dog. A blind person must walk a mile to the pet store, and pick up a 10 kg bag of dog food, and carry it back to his house for his hard working dog guide, which he couldn't take along to the pet store because he couldn't carry the food in one hand and handle the dog in the other.
The sightlings at Apple won't spend an hour programming a simple screen reader for the iPod.
by sambarnes April 12, 2008
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Slightle

A word used to distinguish between "slightly" and "a little"
Are you feeling hungover??
Only a slightle ✌️
by moltap June 9, 2021
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To be so Handsome/Attractive that it just might be evil. Handsome with a villainous undertone.
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Shighty

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Corn Sighting

After eating a meal of corn on the cob, the next big dump you take is full of corn.
Man, I had a big 'ol ear of corn on the cob last night and this morning I had a corn sighting after my morning shit.
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twi-sight

when someone make refrences and only talks about twilight or anything to do with twiligh. which pretty much makes them only see twilight things. when in a store they can spot tilight merch in a second.
kensie: yeah dude i almost bit him!
Brooklynne:dang bro i would have knocked him to the ground like a mini van hitting a chihuahua.
random girl: yeah like edward wants to bite bella and like when he stopped the van and like yeah!
Kensie:ohn wtf?
Brooklynne:danggggg bro that girl has like nothing but twi-sight its kinda creepy!!!
K & B:creeepsterrrr!!!!
random girl:like how jacob stalks bella!!!!
by BrookieBecks December 6, 2010
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